Eye Candy Friday & Introductions
Josh saved up his allowance and got a new camera. Don't ask me what kind because I have no idea except that's what it looks like. The good news is I get to use his old Canon PowerShot S2 something or other and get an early start working on my New Year's Resolution of taking better pictures.
The other good thing is that he took some some super cute photos of our kids. I thought this would be a great opportunity to introduce you to the Cast of Characters:
Joe: Joe is our oldest. He's a 4 year old miniature pinscher and so needy in that typical small dog way that it really is like having a child.
Vital Stats: Weight--16 lbs (vet says he needs to lose some); Height--small.
Likes: sitting next to mommy, cuddling between mommy and daddy, sleeping next to mommy, following mommy into the bathroom, following mommy around the house, causing a big ruckus when mommy picks up her keys, freaking out when mommy comes home, crying when mommy puts her shoes on
Also Likes: Burrowing under blankies, sleeping, butt scratches, tummy rubs,crying, barking at the neighbors, riding in the car, chewing rawhide, eating garbage, destroying stuffed animals, chasing the cats, running through tall grass and "examining" the litter box.
Dislikes: Being alone, cats trying to steal my rawhide, weird neighbors who pop over unexpectedly, being ignored, cats being allowed to do things that I can't do, baths, having my picture taken, nail clips, the vet, anyone walking within a 100 foot radius of my house.
Hopes & Dreams: Joe's dream is that one day his mommy will buy a little papoose for him to sit in so that he may permanently attached to her and go everywhere that she goes. He would also like for the cats to run away. Especially the black one.
Neo: Neo is the typical middle child. We rescued him as a tiny kitten more than three years ago in Longview, Texas when we were visiting family. He was our first pet and he wishes it had stayed that way. Neo definitely has a personality disorder. He's also bi-polar and possibly bulimic (quite a bit of binging and purging on the one rug in the whole house). I feel bad that we've given him all these issues but he can be really sweet when he wants to be. I blame Josh for Ne's anger issues.
Vital Stats: Weight--19 lbs (friggin huge) Height--taller than Joe.
Likes: eating, sleeping, chasing Yogi around the house, cuddling with Yogi, being the fattest cat ever, going outside with Jana, torturing the dog, knocking stuff over, meowing louder than a rock concert, standing on mommy with my enormous weight, rolling around on my back, play-fighting with dad, stretching, opening doors (almost got that doorknob thing down), complaining, ice-cream, swatting people when they walk by, taking my frustrations out on Yogi, scratching people, biting people, having a Hitler moustache, eating styrofoam, bingeing and purging, escaping through the front door and going under the porch so that mom and dad have to get on their hands and knees and try to coax me out by poking me with a shower curtain rod, ruling the entire house.
Dislikes: being misunderstood, not being allowed outside whenever I want, not getting to eat more, the dog, people who don't feed me, having my nails clipped, people telling me I'm fat.
Hopes & Dreams: That he will one day rule a world without dogs and be able to eat ice-cream and tuna whenever he wants.
Yogi: Yogi is the baby of the family even though he's only 3 months younger than Neo. We rescued him about 2 months after we got Neo because I had started working and Neo was not dealing well with being alone. He took out his frustrations on us and all of the "experts" said that the best solution was to get another cat. So we did (well I got a cat and Josh got an XBox). Yogi is just the sweetest cat I have ever met. He just wants to have fun all the time and doesn't have a mean bone in his body. I don't like to play favorites but he's so darn sweet and his fur is soft like a bunny rabbit.
Vital Stats: Weight--12 lbs (about average but he has little cute pot belly) Height--smaller than everyone else.
Likes: sleeping, having fun, playing chase with Neo, cuddling with Neo and Joe (separately), trying to go out the back door, locking myself in the kitchen cabinets, sitting in boxes, sleeping with mommy, waking up mommy in the morning by nibbling on her nose, giving kisses, tummy rubs, singing in the bathroom, climbing on top of the refrigerator, making biscuits, anything sweet.
Dislikes: having my nails cut.
Hopes & Dreams: World Peace and a cuddly place to sleep.
So those are my kids. It's a crowded house.















